he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
my poor anus
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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