Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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