Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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