Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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