He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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