you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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