How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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