Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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