but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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