I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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