We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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