before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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