i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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