Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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