is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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