Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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