I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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