i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
so much tequila, so little girl.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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