I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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