friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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