Duck Duck Cougar?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
please come you make the beer taste better
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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