This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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