I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Are we still banned from the library?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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