I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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