If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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