Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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