I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!