I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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