Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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