I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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