there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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