I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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