sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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