Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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