Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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