you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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