That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize