If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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