I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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