wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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