kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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