his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My vagina just clenched in fear
jump out the window naked night went bad
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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