Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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