She's JV to your varsity
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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