I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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