i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
