When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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