You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Randomize
