Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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