it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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