All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I have aggressive nipples.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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