hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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