exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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