Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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