So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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