You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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