Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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