well you can't waste a boner
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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