at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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